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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

15.06.2025 04:15

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

What kind of book did you write after turning 55?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Can you make a fake K-pop group? It can be with any idols.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?

Me : Sure.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

Me : I don't drink

He : I'm 24.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : No

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Then let's have some coffee

How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Has anyone been spanked by their parents after becoming an adult?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Tea ?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.